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gayhorn

n. a derogatory term which accuses a heterosexual male of actually being a closet homosexual.
You're some kind of gayhorn if you don't think Jane is hot.
by Bob Baggins May 22, 2007
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Gayhorn

Description of a male who is unable to get it up and satisfy his partner after an evening of heavy drinking
Yo, danial suffered with gayhorn last night. She had to pleasure herself
by Havince September 7, 2020
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Gayhorn

When a person is unable to get aroused and satisfy his partner due to heavy consumption of alcohol
Barton got home last night and couldn't get it up. Gayhorn at its finest
by Havince September 24, 2020
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Goyhorny

a. Something celebrated for its sexually promiscuous themes, especially by those who would ordinarily advocate for censorship of conventionally attractive women in media.
b. The only kind of sexual content that is approved by leftists and women for video games, film, TV, etc., commonly seen nowadays in westoid goyslop. In other words, big burly gay guys, drag queens, ugly characters and all other forms of degeneracy are approved by them under the guise of LGBT progressivism when in reality it's just to force their degenerate fetishes. As such, having attractive women is not approved as it's seen as "problematic" and "objectifying".
a. The publication which had previously lambasted Japanese anime for being too raunchy was praising the new goyhorny film for its "daring" drag queen sex scene.
b. The developers updated their goyhorny dating game to remove white female characters after they got mad that "the chuds were not romancing the gay, burly orcs."
c. The same leftoid SJW video game journalists who were decrying Japanese anime and video games for having sexy women were unanimously praising Baldur's Gate 3, Larian's new goyhorny fetish simulator where you can have gay bestiality sex with a literal bear.
by wtrbrth August 8, 2023
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gayporned

The act of someone opening large amounts of gay porn on somebodys unattended computer at work, college, etc.
Bob: "I'm just headed to the toilet Steve."
Steve: "'Kay."
*Steve proceeds to open up many gay porn sites on Bob's unoccupied computer, Bob later returns, realising he's been gayporned*
Bob: "Oh, fuck you Steve!"
Boss: "What the hell is this, Bob!?"
Bob:"FUUUUU-"
by Go-bah Locks October 27, 2011
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Gaytornade

Sexual act, involving the presence of 4 or more homosexual men. Standing in a circle and performing the Dongcopter, with adding small drips of Gatorade which creates an impression of a small tornado with heavy rain.
Guy 1: OMG !!! During the parade the other day I've seen some guys performing the GAYTORNADE!!!

Guy 2: NO WAY DUDE!!!

Guy 1: I so wish that i had joined them...
by defonceurdechatte June 11, 2018
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gayhound

A dude that excels at the art of sniffing out other dudes that he can 'get with'.
B Funk is a gayhound, observe how he can always tell which fairies are queer.
by JBuddy November 27, 2006
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