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Description of a male who is unable to get it up and satisfy his partner after an evening of heavy drinking
Yo, danial suffered with gayhorn last night. She had to pleasure herself
Gayhorn by Havince September 7, 2020
When a person is unable to get aroused and satisfy his partner due to heavy consumption of alcohol
Barton got home last night and couldn't get it up. Gayhorn at its finest
Gayhorn by Havince September 24, 2020

Goyhorny 

a. Something celebrated for its sexually promiscuous themes, especially by those who would ordinarily advocate for censorship of conventionally attractive women in media.
b. The only kind of sexual content that is approved by leftists and women for video games, film, TV, etc., commonly seen nowadays in westoid goyslop. In other words, big burly gay guys, drag queens, ugly characters and all other forms of degeneracy are approved by them under the guise of LGBT progressivism when in reality it's just to force their degenerate fetishes. As such, having attractive women is not approved as it's seen as "problematic" and "objectifying".
a. The publication which had previously lambasted Japanese anime for being too raunchy was praising the new goyhorny film for its "daring" drag queen sex scene.
b. The developers updated their goyhorny dating game to remove white female characters after they got mad that "the chuds were not romancing the gay, burly orcs."
c. The same leftoid SJW video game journalists who were decrying Japanese anime and video games for having sexy women were unanimously praising Baldur's Gate 3, Larian's new goyhorny fetish simulator where you can have gay bestiality sex with a literal bear.
Goyhorny by wtrbrth August 8, 2023

gayporned 

The act of someone opening large amounts of gay porn on somebodys unattended computer at work, college, etc.
Bob: "I'm just headed to the toilet Steve."
Steve: "'Kay."
*Steve proceeds to open up many gay porn sites on Bob's unoccupied computer, Bob later returns, realising he's been gayporned*
Bob: "Oh, fuck you Steve!"
Boss: "What the hell is this, Bob!?"
Bob:"FUUUUU-"
gayporned by Go-bah Locks October 27, 2011

Gaytornade

Sexual act, involving the presence of 4 or more homosexual men. Standing in a circle and performing the Dongcopter, with adding small drips of Gatorade which creates an impression of a small tornado with heavy rain.
Guy 1: OMG !!! During the parade the other day I've seen some guys performing the GAYTORNADE!!!

Guy 2: NO WAY DUDE!!!

Guy 1: I so wish that i had joined them...
Gaytornade by defonceurdechatte June 11, 2018

gayhound 

A dude that excels at the art of sniffing out other dudes that he can 'get with'.
B Funk is a gayhound, observe how he can always tell which fairies are queer.
gayhound by JBuddy November 27, 2006
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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