gaybeard

overly trimmed and groomed facial hair to the point of being ridiculous, and totally missing the point of having a beard at all. Often looks painted or drawn on with eyebrow pencil.

*sees guy with pencil-thin chinstrap*
that guy totally has gaybeard

gaybeard by Xpqar October 2, 2015

Gay Beard 

The boyfriend or girlfriend of a closeted homosexual, used to conceal their sexuality.

Exactly man, she's just his gay beard.

Gay Beard by kibbleandbitsnutsandchews August 10, 2010

Graybeard 

A middle-aged man. Old enough to have some white (gray) hair, but not completely white yet. Graybeards tend to think of themselves as wise and experienced, while younger people just consider them "old."

Dude, I thought that graybeard would be humming Frank Sinatra, but when I walked by his office, he was jamming to Brother Ali!

Graybeard by AndrewCr April 8, 2009

Gaybear 

One who sends gay porn to unsuspecting friends via AIM.

[Nalboner] is such a gaybear

Gaybear by Jude January 29, 2006

graybeard 

An aging nerd. Generally very fat, with poor hygiene, balding gray hair pulled back into a pathetic ponytail, and, of course, a messy gray beard. His is a body ravaged by a lifetime of mountain dew, cheetos, and social isolation. The final stage of nerdery before death, following the fatbeard and neckbeard stages.

Often runs or at some point ran a comic shop. Often quite bitter about the new kids in the hobby, despite getting into it when he was approximately the same age.

I hate that comic shop, the owner is a total graybeard.

graybeard by FishStampede January 25, 2009