An extremely hot myspace/stickcam celebrity-type who stands for equality, stopping cruelty to animals, and free health care.
"OMG! did you read Gay God's idea for the novelty party?!"
"Yes! he totally stands for all that good stuff like stopping cruelty to animals and banning smoking! I heart him a lot!"
"Yes! he totally stands for all that good stuff like stopping cruelty to animals and banning smoking! I heart him a lot!"
by xXiheartbulletsXx November 12, 2008
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Emo1839: OMG Matthew is so lush he cares about animalz!
Emo1839: OMG Matthew is so lush he cares about animalz!
by Furious__Styles July 04, 2009
Get the Gay God mug.A pagan entity, worshipped since ancient times BC but not well known nowadays.
Its despicted in the classic paintings as an old drag queen riding a pink alicorn, wielding a 3 foot log dildo-shaped scepter, forged by Hephaestus himself.
One swing from his scepter can create massive earthquakes, rainbows, volcanic eruptions and gay parades worldwide. People are used to blame HAARP for such drastic environmental changes, when actually its Gay God angry at mortals for making bad use of decoration and fashion.
In a distant past LGBTQIA+ people would sacrifice young virgin gays to calm down Gay God, not before they get voluntarily sodomized by 10 inch BBCs.
Its despicted in the classic paintings as an old drag queen riding a pink alicorn, wielding a 3 foot log dildo-shaped scepter, forged by Hephaestus himself.
One swing from his scepter can create massive earthquakes, rainbows, volcanic eruptions and gay parades worldwide. People are used to blame HAARP for such drastic environmental changes, when actually its Gay God angry at mortals for making bad use of decoration and fashion.
In a distant past LGBTQIA+ people would sacrifice young virgin gays to calm down Gay God, not before they get voluntarily sodomized by 10 inch BBCs.
Gay 1: Girl, just look at this shirt, don't you think im fabulous?
Gay 2: Yeah, but those horrific shoes are out of fashion and don't match anything. I will pray for Gay God to not punish us.
Gay 2: Yeah, but those horrific shoes are out of fashion and don't match anything. I will pray for Gay God to not punish us.
by H1b3rt0 March 08, 2023
Get the Gay God mug.from an orthodox/superstitous perspective or for people who have faith in such entites.,its when the god u believe in is pretty visibly and irrationally biased towards the male population and prescribes indifference and injustice for the female population like denying them human rights. And as its god, u abide by their rules so he is then a gay god. Channelising his love for men in a twisted but cUteSy way <3
Any god can suddenly start having such characteristics if u suddenly find yourself following such guidelines for then u know your god prescribed them!
Any god can suddenly start having such characteristics if u suddenly find yourself following such guidelines for then u know your god prescribed them!
A_creature:- heard y'all were legalising marriage by 13 years for females?
Another_creature:- yeah man., <pun intended> gotta what we gotta do-!
hence, the gay god fever continues as earth years roll by.........>_<
Another_creature:- yeah man., <pun intended> gotta what we gotta do-!
hence, the gay god fever continues as earth years roll by.........>_<
by tv_girl August 05, 2025
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