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Gatineau 

A city in Québec just across a river from Ottawa. Gatineau is made up of 5 smaller cities/towns that have merged together, though have still maintained their own uniqueness..

Hull: The central part of this city, and the most city-like by a longshot. The downtown is a few blocks of government towers (aka boring as fuck), but now and then, the clubs there get RAIDED by swarms of people from the region and 18-year old Ontarian alcoholics. Can be a pretty seedy place. Outside downtown, it is not so bad (aka boring).

Gatineau (the ACTUAL Gatineau): An overgrown hick town. The best way to aspire for more is to get the hell out. Lots of youths getting too into the gangsta life (despite it being a suburb). Aggressive French Quebecers who try to defend a culture they barely understand or know, while the rest of Québec laughs at them.

Aylmer: Quaint, historic, and predominantly English. Has a small-town vibe to it, and a huge proportion of teenagers. Crazy parties all the time, and tonnes of drugs. Has a beautiful marina that hosts a large St-Jean celebration.

Masson-Angers: Largely an oversight where people rarely go in and out.

Buckingham: The most hick you can get. Take Gatineau, make it even more boring, and add the fact that it's tiny and far away from anything, and you'll get something like that.
Guy 1: "I'm from Hull!"

Guy 2: "Don't you mean Gatineau?"

Guy 1: "NO I MEAN HULL, YOU FUCKER."

Guy 3: "Yo guys, party at my place in Aylmer!! Let's get fucked!"
Gatineau by lolocakes June 26, 2010
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gatineau 

Gatineau (noun) (gats-een-oh); 1:Dirty city on the border of Quebec across from Ottawa. 2: Anything slutty, trashy or gross. 3: My town.
1: Gatineau is gross. 2: That girl is sooo Gatineau. 3: I hate Pascale, She's from Gatineau! DIRT!!!
gatineau by Pascaleee May 2, 2006
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Gatineau 

A dump of a city across the river from Ottawa in Canada. Known mainly for its museums casino and cheaply priced alcohol. Many of the buildings downtown are covered with graffiti. strip club shootings are common and the girls are uglier and dirtier then elsewhere in Quebec.
i went to gatineau for some cheap beer. i came back with an std and a gunshot wound
Gatineau by aceventura5656 June 23, 2010

gatineau hairdo 

Hairstyle which is short in the front and long in the back. Another word for a mullet. Gatineau is a french speaking city in Québec, on the other side of the river from Ottawa. Allot of peoples in Gatineau have mullets! I know this because I'm from Ottawa! C'est une belle coiffure!
gatineau hairdo by BONJOUR May 5, 2005

Gatineau slut 

A beverage popular in Gatineau, Quebec. Half lager beer and half Smirnoff ice. Usually young teens in bars underage that order it. Sometimes called a Smirnoff Rocket.
Hey can I get a Gatineau Slut?
Gatineau slut by FidelGastro July 2, 2018
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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