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When you constantly keep touching your hair and it just gets even more crappy.
Tim: That hairdo is crap today.
Hairdo by West vagina June 9, 2015

Hairdo-over 

Noun- In anticipation of an important social event (IE- party, wedding, taking a new profile picture, etc) the generic douche bag spends an impressive amount of time grooming his or herself, covering their locks with an unending mixture of hair gel, hairspray or styling mousse in an attempt to get the perfect look, only to become increasingly frustrated with their failure and have to wash their scalp thoroughly and start from scratch.
Person 1: "Jesus bro, I've been waiting in the car for forty-five minutes, how long does it take for you to get ready?"

Bobby: "Gimme a break man, I've got to look bitchin' tonight. I've just screwed up my 'do for again, I'm gonna have to have another hairdo-over and get it right.
Hairdo-over by Tomstoppable September 20, 2011

Blow Job Hairdo 

When a woman has her hair wrapped up in a pony tail, flipped up on top.
Boyfriend: “I always like your hair the way you have it all wrapped up on top and in the back.”
Girlfriend: “I'll bet you do! That's my blow job hairdo”

Sticky hairdo 

The act of pulling out of oral sex and cumming into a girls hair. The cum is then thoroughly rubbed into the hair. To finish off the hairdo, the man "blow dries" the girls hair by turning around and blowing a massive fart in her hair and on her face.
What's wrong with your hair Janet?

It was Jamal, he gave me a sticky hairdo yesterday. I can still taste his shit.

2 hairdo dress

when the dress is so short, she needs to style her hair down there as well.
she wore the little black dress with uber confidence ... the beave was almost on full display, prompting a need for a second hairdo, hence the 2 hairdo dress.
2 hairdo dress by groundedsteve July 20, 2016

gatineau hairdo 

Hairstyle which is short in the front and long in the back. Another word for a mullet. Gatineau is a french speaking city in Québec, on the other side of the river from Ottawa. Allot of peoples in Gatineau have mullets! I know this because I'm from Ottawa! C'est une belle coiffure!
gatineau hairdo by BONJOUR May 5, 2005
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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