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Chocolate Gateau
Chocolate Gateau by PandaPower June 23, 2010
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Gateau • gateaulier • gateautious • Gateaux • Chocolate Gateau • gareau • Gataullin • Gatedud • gateguarding • Giteau
Matt Giteau
Australian rugby player. Plays for Western Force in Super 14 competition. Signed record figure of 1.5mil per season in 2006.
Can beat you in a telephone box
Can beat you in a telephone box
Matt Giteau by zacko70 October 24, 2007
Gateaux
Gateaux - verb
The sexual act where a slice (or more if particularly hungry) of chocolate gateaux is eaten out of the private region of another without the use of utensils, cream is optional.
The sexual act where a slice (or more if particularly hungry) of chocolate gateaux is eaten out of the private region of another without the use of utensils, cream is optional.
Person 1: "What do you think of him?"
Person 2: "I would definitely gateaux him!!"
Alternatively
Person 1: "How was the hotel and weekend with your wife?"
Person 2: "Yes, had a lovely time with the Mrs. last night, even gave her a good gateauxing"
Person 2: "I would definitely gateaux him!!"
Alternatively
Person 1: "How was the hotel and weekend with your wife?"
Person 2: "Yes, had a lovely time with the Mrs. last night, even gave her a good gateauxing"
Gateaux by bikeforestdb May 6, 2013
gareau
gareau by erty colleensucksmydick April 27, 2008
gateautious
"I fancy that a gateautious orgy is in order."
"What a markedly gateautious granite statue you have there, vicar!"
"What a markedly gateautious granite statue you have there, vicar!"
gateautious by thescreamingdwarf January 6, 2008
chocolate strawberry gateux
Through a nights hard loving and deep penetrational sex, you get the lucky lady to open wide and ashit down her throat and lay her one in the nose
chocolate strawberry gateux by richard barnard January 30, 2004
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