Gateau

1.To be extremely ghetto

2. When something is extremely ghetto

Girl: Did you see shaniqua, going on all gassed about her new weave
Girl 2: I know right?! And it looks so gateau as well

by lwb07mb March 24, 2011

Chocolate Gateau

The act of ejaculating into somebodys anus, and then having them spread the shit across your chest.

My Girlfriend was feeling adventerous last night, so we made a Chocolate Gateau.

by PandaPower June 23, 2010

Matt Giteau

Australian rugby player. Plays for Western Force in Super 14 competition. Signed record figure of 1.5mil per season in 2006.

Can beat you in a telephone box

Bill: Did u see Matt Giteau's swan dive the other day?
John: Which 1 he scored like 5 try's

by zacko70 October 24, 2007

Gateaux

Gateaux - verb

The sexual act where a slice (or more if particularly hungry) of chocolate gateaux is eaten out of the private region of another without the use of utensils, cream is optional.

Person 1: "What do you think of him?"

Person 2: "I would definitely gateaux him!!"

Alternatively

Person 1: "How was the hotel and weekend with your wife?"

Person 2: "Yes, had a lovely time with the Mrs. last night, even gave her a good gateauxing"

by bikeforestdb May 6, 2013

gareau

usually blond haired blue eyed whores that think the world revolves around them

God, COLLEEN is such a gareau who fucks anything thats willing.

by erty colleensucksmydick April 27, 2008

gateautious

Adj., describing all things pertaining to or resembling cake. A word of French derivation.

"I fancy that a gateautious orgy is in order."
"What a markedly gateautious granite statue you have there, vicar!"

by thescreamingdwarf January 6, 2008

chocolate strawberry gateux

Through a nights hard loving and deep penetrational sex, you get the lucky lady to open wide and ashit down her throat and lay her one in the nose

done the bitch a gateux, she treat me good now

by richard barnard January 30, 2004