gasmelon 

an illegal, physical, sexual attraction to people which could get you imprisoned for couple months or years

i was imprisoned for committing gasmelon

gasmelon by imakeweirddefinitions February 12, 2023

Wand of gamelon

Crappy Zelda game made for the CD-i back in 1993. Known as one of the worst games ever made because of the jerky body movements in the FMVs, random statements ("this is illegal, you know" and MY CAKES WILL BURN"), and the fact that the voice actors are Russians who have a limited grasp for English. Enough, my ship sails in the morning...I wonder what's for dinner.

Nothing is more random than Wand of Gamelon. The only good use for the game is YouTube poop where the game is ridiculed for our amusement.

Wand of gamelon by Lena-Scarlette Katrina March 11, 2009