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Gas Pump 

When a female/male kneels behind a male while he is standing and has an erection. The kneeling person reaches between his legs and grabs his erection like a microphone, pulling it down, then sticking their thumb up his ass with the same hand. Then they squeeze their hand tight, not unlike that of a gas pump handle.
"Last night she gave me the Gas Pump so much I think Exxon made money."
Gas Pump by Chaindive August 5, 2007

gas pump 

The act of urinating in a female orifice while achieving maximum penetration. Please do not smoke cigarettes or use your cell phone during this activity. It is not a hazard to your health but it is just rude.
I was so drunk,I couldn't tell if I came or gave her a gas pump.
gas pump by fivecocksatwilcox July 16, 2005

Gas PumP 

A person who needs to have his/her gas PumPed; Someone from Dunmore, PA; An L7
That fucker is such a gas PumP....
Zeeeeeeeeaaaaaa
Gas PumP by Hip March 28, 2003

gas pump 

A gas pump is when you stick your penis in another mans ass, and fill the cavity with urine.
"Just got a gas pump earlier, still leaking out."
gas pump by Gorg0nzolameister March 16, 2024

Gas Pump Thrust

The act of thrusting the gas nozzle in and out of the tank after filling up in order to remove excess gas in the nozzle to prevent dripping onto the side of your car.
Ron: damn it I always spill gas on my car after filling up

Jeremy: you gotta remember to get all the liquid out with a quick gas pump thrust!

Gas Pump Roulette 

While pumping gas, you try to release the pump trigger at the number you want it to land on in one try. The less risky people release a few cents underneath the target number then pump the trigger until it gets to the number. It is kind of reverse of russian roulette.
Pumping gas this morning, I tried to land on 30 dollars exactly but hit $30.05 instead. I lost gas pump roulette today.
Gas Pump Roulette by Brandon2k9 October 16, 2012