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gas bomb 

The act of sitting on a hard surface when in dire need of a poo. Usually required when one finds themself far away from a toilet. Doing a gas bomb hopefully will allay the impending dump for a few minutes until you can find an appropriate recepticle. Grass is not a recommended surface as it is too soft.

Warning - A gas bomb performed incorrectly or at too late a moment may cause skidmarks.

Many gas bombs were commited on the low walls outside peoples houses in Charlton Kings, Cheltenham in the late 70's.
Person A: What are you sitting down?
Person B: I'm doing a gas bomb.
gas bomb by Peter Reed February 17, 2008
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Gas Bomb 

I think Lovette put off a gas bomb on the way back from Marfa, or was that you?
Gas Bomb by GageTheDictionaryGeek September 6, 2019

Uzbek Gas Bomb 

The act of releasing a wicked shit in the toilet, quickly wiping and flushing, then closing the toilet lid to seal in the noxious fumes. The next user of the toilet, hopefully in a panic, opens the lid to relieve themselves only to be hit with the toxic cloud. Legendary NFL coach and commentator John Madden is known as an Uzbek gas bomb enthusiast. Highly skilled at both his frequency and intensity, and once left an Uzbek has bomb that was still effective 72 hours after he planted it.
Sorry I’m late, boss. My roommate left a wicked Uzbek gas bomb in our bathroom so I was projectile vomiting for an hour and a half.
Uzbek Gas Bomb by Deadeye Donny August 23, 2019

Mustard Gas Bomb

When you put mustard on your penis(or phallic instrument of choice) and have anal intercourse with a partner. Upon completion, the receiving partner will then release any gasses and or residuals over the giving partners face.
Me and the wife wanted to spice things up so we tried the mustard gas bomb last night.
Mustard Gas Bomb by ThatGuyUBlue December 26, 2016

Toxic Gas Bomb 

When you fart and its so stinky that it could kill someone. Normally used in a history class inschool esp. on WW1 or 2. Kid: Someone farted! Other Kid: That's no normal fart... its a toxic gas bomb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone: DIVE FOR COVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kid: Someone farted!

Other Kid: That's no normal fart... its a toxic gas bomb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: DIVE FOR COVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toxic Gas Bomb by killerkid123 December 9, 2019

Indian Gas Bombs 

The Worst Smelling Farts ever and usually take a lot of force to get out, usually happens when you eat spicy food from an indian restaurant who serves general indian food such as chicken curry, Nan, lentils and yellow rice, they usually smell terrible and you'll need about a can of febreeze, and if your in closed doors forget about even living, its very similar to Mexican Spicy Toilet Nuke
Guy #1:How did he die?
Guy #2:They said he pushed out a couple Indian Gas Bombs in the shower and the smell killed him
Guy #2:Tragic

Gas Bombing

When someone doesn’t just gaslight you — they drop a full psychological nuke of denial, deflection, and bullshit all at once. The weapons-grade version of gaslighting. Instead of one lie, they unload a whole cluster-bomb of mindfuckery, making you question reality, memory, and why you’re even dealing with this muppet.
“Asked him why he lied once — bloke detonated a whole story about how I ‘misheard,’ ‘misread,’ and ‘misremembered.’ Straight gas bombing.”
Gas Bombing by BurnCityDan December 6, 2025
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