Garbanzo beans 

a person or action that is utterly wack.

garbage or bammer

Man homeboy is straight garbanzo beans on the sticks!

that bitch at the club was garbanzo beans.

Garbanzo beans by Trentset May 29, 2008

garbanzo beans 

A short phrase spoken when you or someone else said something that was complete garbage or ludicrous.

"Going to make the best of it, and see what happens. Garbanzo beans."

garbanzo beans by slurber November 3, 2015

Garbanzo beans 

Plan b.

"Got my bitch pregnant, now I got to buy some garbanzo beans for her"

Garbanzo beans by Niggafriedchicken June 12, 2018

garbanzo bean 

A way-cooler word for chickpeas, and a major ingredient in hummus.

Something that must remain stocked at all times in college cafeteria salad bars. This is on pain of death or violent dismemberment by hoardes of trendy, enraged, pita-and-hummus-consuming college students.

This is your first night working the salad bar? Okay. First thing you need to do is figure out where we keep the garbanzo beans. Check the coolers. Find them. I don't even know what the freaking things are, but God help us if we ever run out of them.

garbanzo bean by Lady Chevalier May 29, 2005

dirty garbanzo bean 

a dirty mexican pussy that smells like tacos and old dick juice

Maria's dirty garbanzo bean made me throw up and shit my pants

dirty garbanzo bean by Nandy143 February 11, 2008

Garbanzo Bean 

Garbanzo bean is another term for “Chickpea”

This slam pig pulled a Garbanzo bean on my face while I was handcuffed to the bed. I had to change the sheets the next day.

Garbanzo Bean by Kevin Jansen September 1, 2023

Garbanzo Bean 

A Garbanzo Bean is another is a synonym for Chickpea

A girl I picked up at the bar tied me to my bed and took a garbanzo bean on my face.

Garbanzo Bean by Kevin Jansen September 1, 2023