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Ganglyspank 

Someone who has dodgy legs, poor circulation and likes being spanked by his mum whilst urinating.
An individual who struggles to pee standing up and needs his mother to spank his ass to pass water without sitting down like a little girl. I couldn’t believe it when I saw it, what a ganglyspank I thought to Myself.
Ganglyspank by Spoofbongo October 16, 2020
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gangspank 

Normal : When multiple partners, usually 3 or more, engage in an intense spanking with a single willing partner. (If partner is unwilling it is called spank rape).

Gaming : When the enemy team, usually 3 or more, engage in an intense digital spanking against a single willing teammate. (If partner is unwilling it is called spank rape).
Normal : My husband invited some friends over to watch football on Saturday and with his permission I allowed them to gangspank me.

League of Legends : The enemy team invited me to take Baron, and with my team's permission I allowed them to gangspank me.

Counter Strike: Global Offensive : The CT side invited me to plant on B site, and with my team's permission I allowed them to gangspank me.

Team Fortress 2 : The Red team invited to conga with their friends, and with Blue team's permission I allowed them to gangspank me.

Rust : A group of nakeds invited me to their straw two by two, and with their torches, I allowed them to gangspank me.

Battlefield Series : That super good *insert type of vehicle* keeps gangspanking me at spawn.

DOTA 2 : The game is a fucking gankspank.

Call of Duty Series : Fucking kill yourselves.
gangspank by Sí-3P0 February 1, 2017
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ganglestank 

wearing sandles and wanking in public places
your mums the example

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026