A conglomeration of assorted bits and pieces arranged in such a haphazard fashion as to make a finished item that is fit for a purpose, albeit in an untidy manner. In a way a heath robinson affair.
What a galimorphry John has created out of that pile of junk.
A fat motherfucker with no life, who runs a nerdy website for huge fucking corks. He has a micropenis and pretends to have a girlfriend called Hannah who actually has a penis.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).