The end of days, brought about by a radio station accidentally playing all of Lady Gaga's hit singles in a row. Fashionably dressed zombies
will dance in the streets to catchy synth-
pop beats, and
will only eat brains in the most ironic and symbolic of ways.
We got close to a Gagapocalypse yesterday. The
local top-40 station played Poker Face, Bad Romance, Alejandro and Telephone one-after-the-other. Thank goodness the
next song was
Taylor Swift, or we'd be overrun by Little Monsters.