The end of days, brought about by a radio station accidentally playing all of
Lady Gaga's hit singles in a row. Fashionably dressed zombies
will dance in the streets to catchy synth-pop beats, and
will only eat brains in the most ironic and symbolic of ways.
We got close to a Gagapocalypse yesterday. The local
top-40 station played Poker Face, Bad Romance, Alejandro and Telephone
one-after-the-other. Thank goodness the next song was
Taylor Swift, or we'd be overrun by Little Monsters.