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G-spot rights
"Hay man. We have g-spot rights in this house. You're allowed to come and I'll help you if necessary."
G-spot rights by HeavyLillium October 29, 2019
Rigas G.
A drunk virgin that likes big anime tities. He wishes to be Raiden Shoguns personal body pillow. He is also known as the "Cheng Lord" or "Rammus Virtuoso". He is in a moral dilemma at all times about the girls he likes...
Person 1: That Rigas G. Is a real fucker isn't he?
Person 2: I personally like him, though he can be a real pain in the ass sometimes.
Person 2: I personally like him, though he can be a real pain in the ass sometimes.
Rigas G. by Waifu_Enjoyer November 20, 2021
Grigoriy
Григорий): Russian form of Greek Gregorios, meaning "watchful; vigilant." A phenomenal man, one of a kind. Extremely extroverted, romantic and kind. Very very sexy. Gets along well with everyone.Definitely the most wonderful guy you'll ever meet in your life, he would make you smile in a heartbeat. His smile lights up a room. Can be very cryptic and has quite a sense of humor. A bit of gangsta...may actually be the...OG. Also referred to as Goose, Goosenok, Grishka and Grig.
Grigma Male
A male that, after years of experience, has devoted their lives to making everyone around them miserable.
The worst form of Human.
The worst form of Human.
Grigma Male by Onebutteryboi November 30, 2021
Grigori Rasputin
Grigori Rasputin had to be poisoned, shot several times, clubbed and then tossed into a frozen river before he was killed.
When he was found, his autopsy showed that he had died of hypothermia, despite the fact that he was found with a bullet hole in his forehead. Also, despite having consumed enough cyanide to kill several men, the autopsy showed no traces of poison.
Some accounts of his death suggest that his murderers had castrated him as well. A museum in St. Petersburg claims to have Rasputin's 12 inch long penis in a jar on display.
When he was found, his autopsy showed that he had died of hypothermia, despite the fact that he was found with a bullet hole in his forehead. Also, despite having consumed enough cyanide to kill several men, the autopsy showed no traces of poison.
Some accounts of his death suggest that his murderers had castrated him as well. A museum in St. Petersburg claims to have Rasputin's 12 inch long penis in a jar on display.
Stanley: If Grigori Rasputin and Sasquatch got into a fight, who would win?
Stuart: Motherfucking Grigori dude.
Stuart: Motherfucking Grigori dude.
Grigori Rasputin by Studogmillionaire August 30, 2010
grigma male
Male that has left behind his personal pleasures, what he enjoys and the little things that make life worth living. They have started to pursue a life of hate, self-projection, anger, insecurity, gatekeeping themselves etc. Reverse of a monk. Lives to make other people suffer. Basically the most undesirable form of humanity possible.
grigma male by Kakkuonhyvaa November 24, 2021
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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