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Gülf is a badass synonym of gilf. It also describes this one friend that always screams like hell while gaming.
"Shut up you Gülf"
gülf by Dein_Vater_420 October 30, 2020
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Pennsylvania dutch version of the word golf.
Well ya know, me and Dietrich are thinkin about playing a round of gulf later. What ya say now?
Gulf by rockharter January 21, 2011
The phonetic alphabet designator for a married man's Girlfirend. This term can be utilized in the company of his wife, kids, parents, any relative, without revealing what he is truly talking about. However, great care should be taken when discussing Gulf around kids or friends who enjoy Golf, as they will not understand, and undoubtedly rat you out at a later time.
Rusty: So, what are you doing tonight?
Marlin: Going out to dinner.
Rusty: Taking the wife out huh?
Marlin: Fuck her, I'm taking the Gulf!
Gulf by fishfucker1 December 10, 2010

Gulf Middle School

the worst school in all of florida . fake people , weird people , and shitty teachers . yeah , that pretty much sums it up .
i'm done with Gulf Middle School . i'm an eigth grader and im never lookin' back .
Gulf Middle School by 8th graderr . November 22, 2011

gulf high school 

basically, everyone thinks acting ghetto is a personality trait even though they just look stupid. everyone writes on the stalls in the bathroom and there is a fight about once a week.
girl: hey, how’s it like at gulf high school?
guy: well it smells like shit everyday and our football team is ass.
gulf high school by xthiccomode December 8, 2020

gulf breeze middle school

literally the most cancerous school to ever exist. filled with 6th graders that have lost their virginity and everyone juuls 24/7. the 8th grade popular group is fake and there’s one house where there’s always parties. 6th and 7th graders try to act older than they are and there’s that one ratchet girl that always post selfie videos on her snap.
gulf breeze middle school by ew_ December 10, 2018

Gulf Cartel 

The Gulf Cartel is one of the oldest and most powerful of Mexico’s criminal groups but has lost territory and influence in recent years to its rivals, including its former enforcer wing, the Zetas.
The Gulf Cartel is one of Mexico’s most storied, wealthy and established operations. Working with Colombian suppliers, this group moves drugs north from its stronghold in Tamaulipas, and is known to outsource other activities, especially those related to human trafficking, to local “enforcer” gangs. Its one-time boss, Osiel Cárdenas Guillén, was considered the country’s most powerful underworld leader at one point, and its enforcers, the Zetas, Mexico’s most feared gang.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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