future friend 

a person that has not yet reached the actual level of relationship status to be defined as a "friend" in your life, but you think he/she is cool and will gladly shotgun a beer with her on a beach or take a body shot off a ginger with.

"Whose your friend that you were talking to over there? -- she seemed cool"
"Oh that girl? Nah she's not my friend...she's my future friend. her name is Jill"
"...oh Gotcha."

future friend by party ninja May 13, 2014

Future Forward Friendly Environment 

A Hi-Tech Phrase that represents the method of designing (and or creating) networking infrastructure that is dynamically capable of being upgraded with relative ease.

Layman's Terms: making a network that is easily upgradeable.

Our design approach was one with a future forward friendly environment.

Taking into account a Future Forward Friendly Environment, your network is highly capable & dynamically expandable, so as technology advances, so too will your network.

Our Future Forward Friendly Environment Approach to design ensures your network advances forward, never backwards.

A Future Forward Friendly Environment adapts with Leading Edge Infrastructure, keeping your company's network always in tune with current networking and protocol standards.

Future Forward Friendly Environment by |EStarr| March 13, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016