futbucking

Snorting cocaine with either a dyslexic man's leg, or a paranoid German woman named Helga's right thigh bone.

I met Helga today in Essen. We were futbucking near that dealer's house all day.

by greengreg418 February 23, 2011

futtbucking

Similar to a futtbucker which is butt fucker with the letters reversed futtbucking is butt fucking but with the letters reversed

Tyrone: Me and Brody where futtbucking yesterday!
Brody: Yeah we were!

by Baraka's Description September 27, 2018

Funfuckingfastic

How a person who is quasi-drunk feels when they're having a good time.

How was your birthday?
Why, it was funfuckingfastic!

by Cleavaland Steamer January 4, 2004

fatbacking

When a man gets off by rubbing his penis between a woman's back fat.

I went home with Samantha last night -- I didn't have a condom but the fatbacking was great.

by htc4eva February 12, 2010

Fudjucking

Typing jibberish with a keyboard during an instant messenger conversation. Often used to express feelings of disappointment, anger, rage and being fed up. The name originates from the letters 'FDJK' that seem to often appear at the start of a Fudjucking.

"She was really annoyed, she just kept fudjucking."

by Mysz February 22, 2009

futtocking

The act of a baby or infant child making crying type or talking noises for a brief period whilst not being awake.

Eg. Talk quietly, don't go upstairs, he's just futtocking. Pour me another glass of wine

by roydrunner December 21, 2013

Futjucking

A term used as an interjection and alternative to a curse word.

Bill: "Wow my cousin is such a futjucking retard"
Janice: "Bill you fucking shot her"

by Reject Of Society April 27, 2019