futbucking 

Snorting cocaine with either a dyslexic man's leg, or a paranoid German woman named Helga's right thigh bone.

I met Helga today in Essen. We were futbucking near that dealer's house all day.

futbucking by greengreg418 February 23, 2011

futtbucking 

Similar to a futtbucker which is butt fucker with the letters reversed futtbucking is butt fucking but with the letters reversed

Tyrone: Me and Brody where futtbucking yesterday!
Brody: Yeah we were!

futtbucking by Baraka's Description September 27, 2018

Funfuckingfastic

How a person who is quasi-drunk feels when they're having a good time.

How was your birthday?
Why, it was funfuckingfastic!

Funfuckingfastic by Cleavaland Steamer January 4, 2004

fatbacking 

When a man gets off by rubbing his penis between a woman's back fat.

I went home with Samantha last night -- I didn't have a condom but the fatbacking was great.

fatbacking by htc4eva February 12, 2010

Fudjucking 

Typing jibberish with a keyboard during an instant messenger conversation. Often used to express feelings of disappointment, anger, rage and being fed up. The name originates from the letters 'FDJK' that seem to often appear at the start of a Fudjucking.

"She was really annoyed, she just kept fudjucking."

Fudjucking by Mysz February 22, 2009

futtocking

The act of a baby or infant child making crying type or talking noises for a brief period whilst not being awake.

Eg. Talk quietly, don't go upstairs, he's just futtocking. Pour me another glass of wine

futtocking by roydrunner December 21, 2013

Futjucking 

A term used as an interjection and alternative to a curse word.

Bill: "Wow my cousin is such a futjucking retard"
Janice: "Bill you fucking shot her"

Futjucking by Reject Of Society April 27, 2019