A light and airy feeling that comes over a government worker once they are forced to take some time off. Combination of the words "furlough" and "high".

"When they furlough, you furhigh."

Person 1: "What's up with Bob?"
Person 2: "Looks like the government is going to be shut down for a few years and Bob has decided to go follow the Greatful Dead."
Person 1: "What a furhigh he must be on."

furhigh by DC Derailleurs January 23, 2019

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Furhad

the act of laughing so hard that you poop your pants

Dude that joke was so funny you made me furhad!

Furhad by smanggirl September 24, 2011

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furfaggot

Slang for a furry, a relatively new species of neckbeard that believe they're neon blue mammals and jerk off to crude deviantart profiles including said mammals. Some furfaggots dress up as a mammal and fuck eachother, looking like a bunch of sweaty Disney characters gone wrong. Some furfaggots like to hang tails from their buttcrack to identify eachother. Some furfaggots buy dildos molded after animal dongs to use on themselves/eachother. Most furfaggots clump together on cancerous sites such as furaffinity or deviantart and spam MS paint equivalent drawings involving animal penises.

~~On an internet forum~~

John: "YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFF"

Jane: "I think you might be a cancerous furfaggot."

furfaggot by pooperhunter69 June 25, 2014

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fur hag

someone who wears a ridiculous amount of fur, and doesn't care that it supports murder.

I saw her wearing a floor-length fur coat, she's such a fur hag.

fur hag by meatismurder April 14, 2009

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