funnu 

A messed up version of Funny
Or
Smoke
or
Anything you really want

I love to funnu my cat

funnu by Funnu McFunnicus September 14, 2003

The Good Fungus 

The Good Fungus means Saccharomyces Boulardii, from Mangosteen, endemic in South East Asia and is a Trademark of Victor Martin Soriano.

The Good Fungus is a food supplement of Victor Martin Soriano from Mangosteen.

The Good Fungus by Cyclonetrading November 17, 2021

funhugger 

A person that hugs the fun out of every situation.

The night was going great until Karen decided to be a funhugger.

funhugger by The anti-funhugger April 11, 2015

The Good Fungus 

Saccharomyces Boulardii, discovered by Frenchman, Henri Boulard. The Good Fungus is a Trademark of Victor Martin Soriano for Dietary Supplement, first-to-use in the entire world.

The Good Fungus is a registered Trademark of V. Martin Soriano

The Good Fungus by Cyclonetrading September 17, 2021

Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (S.I.B.F.)

The Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (or the S.I.B.F. as it is considered in the medical community), is one of the most deadly diseases known to mankind. It strikes at the cerebrum section of the brain and completely shuts it down. This leaves the victim in a state of eternal idiocy and stupidity. This condition affects countless people worldwide, and the symptoms are completely unnoticeable until it is far too late.

This disease was first invented as a bioweapon by Dr. J while he was locked in the basement of 2000 Presidential candidate Alfred Gorestrum (Al Gore). He planned to use this bioweapon on Senator Ted Cruz of Texas in an attempt to make him a raving dumbass. Little did Dr. J know, however, was that Ted Cruz was already the dumbest of raving dumbasses. Unfortunately, the fungus did spread to Ted Cruz and he is now a walking and talking gravemind of the fungus and looks to spread it to all those he comes into contact with and speaks to.

I am writing this definition from my bunker in Southern Kosovo in the hope that some wandering internet-goer finds this and puts an end to the fungus, and Ted Cruz, for once and for all. This is my last message to the world, goodbye.

Person 1: "Yo, you want to hop on the Roblox Pacer Test Game, I really think that it might be a very enjoyable experience."

Person 2: "Bro what the fuck are you saying, have you or a loved one been in contact with a carrier of the Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (S.I.B.F.) or Ted Cruz himself in the past 30 days? You seem like you've come down with a real bad case of it."

Person 1: "Oh no, what if you're rig--- djasdfuiho asdhfgiubsf." *collapses to the floor in a broken heap and as a husk of his former self*

Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (S.I.B.F.) by BizarrePolicy May 4, 2021

Finnut Sleep 

The act of busting a nut before sleep. Nutting increases melatonin levels in the brain, leading to a harder and longer sleep.

Noah, after having a long day of work, said, "man I need to go home and finnut sleep."

Finnut Sleep by KSblueberry February 12, 2019

foot fungus 

the last thing you'd want in your burger king burger

The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get.

foot fungus by AshleyGamering May 21, 2018