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Master Funnery Sausage 

E-9 in the Marine Corps.
A Master Gunnery Sergeant who has been in so long that he no longer cares. Often refers to himself as 'Master Funz' to confuse boot ass POGs that he calls on the phone.
Master Funnery Sausage Smith didn't feel like working today so he prank called every shop in the unit.
Master Funnery Sausage by MLCpl August 6, 2010

funnerable 

Vulnerable to fun. Extremely open to doing fun things. Easily affected by fun things.
She is extremely funnerable, she will do just about anything that sounds interesting.

When on drugs, I become extremely funnerable.
funnerable by refactor March 18, 2013

Frunderday 

A period of intoxication and/or partying that extends from Friday until Sunday, with little to no rest. Normally caused by large doses of inebriants including, but not limited to, alcohol, cocaine, ecstacy, or methamphetamine.
I popped a bean(a dose of ecstacy) after work, and blew lines (of cocaine) all Frunderday.
Frunderday by Claytron 1985 November 22, 2006
1. JediDrunkenLlama
2. of or pertaining to JDL
"I'm the definition of funnery" said JediDrunkenLlama.
funnery by bob December 30, 2003
funnery. Something more fun
My sister had a funnery joke then me
funnery by ytcrock789 January 4, 2022

Funneral 

(Funeral+killjoy)

Someone who ruins the fun
Bro your such a funneral, we were having fun man
Funneral by Demanoid December 10, 2024
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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