E-9 in the Marine Corps.
A Master Gunnery Sergeant who has been in so long that he no longer cares. Often refers to himself as 'Master Funz' to confuse boot ass POGs that he calls on the phone.

Master Funnery Sausage Smith didn't feel like working today so he prank called every shop in the unit.

Master Funnery Sausage by MLCpl August 6, 2010

Related Words

funnerday • funnery • Frunderday • funnerable • Funneral • Master Funnery Sausage • Finger day • Funnel da ka

funnerable

Vulnerable to fun. Extremely open to doing fun things. Easily affected by fun things.

She is extremely funnerable, she will do just about anything that sounds interesting.

When on drugs, I become extremely funnerable.

funnerable by refactor March 18, 2013

Frunderday

A period of intoxication and/or partying that extends from Friday until Sunday, with little to no rest. Normally caused by large doses of inebriants including, but not limited to, alcohol, cocaine, ecstacy, or methamphetamine.

I popped a bean(a dose of ecstacy) after work, and blew lines (of cocaine) all Frunderday.

Frunderday by Claytron 1985 November 22, 2006

funnery

1. JediDrunkenLlama
2. of or pertaining to JDL

"I'm the definition of funnery" said JediDrunkenLlama.

funnery by bob December 30, 2003

funnery

funnery. Something more fun

My sister had a funnery joke then me

funnery by ytcrock789 January 4, 2022

Funneral

(Funeral+killjoy)

Someone who ruins the fun

Bro your such a funneral, we were having fun man

Funneral by Demanoid December 10, 2024

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026