funky with the monkey

Wild sex, crazy sex, or any sex that is just a bit more exciting than normal.

"Hey, you and Michelle hooking up on Saturday?"
"Hell yeah, and we're going to get funky with the monkey."

by chanito August 20, 2013

funky spunky monkey

the funky spunky monkey is the act where a big bold black jazz artist slams his girl in a funky calm way and then ejaculates inside her vagina

girl : did you just funky spunky monkey?

guy: yeee gal, right in yo puss ( he says in a jazzy sound )

girl : omg you're so thoughtful

by jakesweg May 21, 2016

funky badonkadonk monkey

The greatest insult ever

Guy A: You suck.
Guy B: You're a stupid fucker.
Guy A: You're a dumb cocksucker.
Guy B: You're a poop sucker.
Guy A: Your mom eats shit.
Guy B: You're a funky badonkadonk monkey.
Guy A: ...dammit.

by Cosmixmaster June 04, 2003

Funky Monkey

The mixing of small amounts of left over alchohol to form a strong drink.

After the big party we made a funky monkey with the leftover booze.

by Chelc June 18, 2004

funky monkey

a woman's pussy that smell bad.

when she pulled down her panties,i could smell her funky monkey,i then said can we just cuddle.

by domino66 November 22, 2010

Funky Monkey

A chocolate milkshake with half a banana in it. Really good. Tastes like an otter jumping over the rainbow and giving you a pot of gold. Also used as an excuse for a chocoholic to call themselves healthy because they have fruit in their milkshake.

GIRL: Slow down, you're going to have a heart attack, man! That's your third Funky Monkey today!
GUY: It has banana in it, so I'm fine.

by GayHorse :P May 20, 2014

funky monkey

Stinky unwashed vagina. With labia so big it reminds the viewer of a Chimpanzee's lips.

"I started going down on her until I saw then smelled her funky monkey!"

"She's beautiful, but I heard she has a funky monkey!"

by Nauj73 February 17, 2014