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Funky Junky 

A terrible stench emitting from your junk after long bouts of no showering or bathing.
Hey John you’ve got serious funky junky, take a shower man!
Funky Junky by SmittenKitten1531 September 8, 2021

funky junk 

To have one's gonads and penis (junk if you will) have an undesirable stench.
I have smelly genitals and people call me funky junk at my school
funky junk by Mitchell Smith April 13, 2008

Funky Junkie 

Someone that enjoys smelling other peoples' B.O.
Person A: Why is Rob smelling James' soccer shirt?

Person B: Man, what a funky junkie.
Funky Junkie by Sacktracker November 2, 2009

Funky Gym Junkie 

During intercourse with a lady and/or man who regularly works out, insert your penis and/or dildo into a tub of protein and then, re insert it into the anus or vagina.
I gave her a funky gym junkie on Friday night.

funny junk 

1 website, www.funnyjunk.com

2 random funny stuff. ex somthing completely random but oddly hilarious.
1: bob: hey jim did you check out funny junk today?
jim: yah, pokohomo but the funniest thing ever up.

2: tim: hey joe look at this guy ride is motorcicle backwars on the highway!
joe:thats some funny junk
funny junk by tibbly September 6, 2010

the funk junk

A mixed drink. 1 part Hennessey, 1 part Bacardi 151, 1 part Smirnoff Twisted Green Apple, 1 part Red Bull. Its the shizzy!!
Last night we got crunk on the funk junk!!!
the funk junk by josh January 14, 2005