A male who drinks heavily every
single night and yet refuses to let that shortcoming interfere with his job; his ability to earn a living. He goes to work everyday "hungover", and still manages to fool everyone and does his job... i.e. He remains functional. Almost, but not quite a "drink face", He always makes sure every night that he never drinks so much so that he is unable to perform his moneymaking duties. He know's his problem. He wishes it wasn't so, but his
alcoholic nature doesnt allow him to
stop drinking. He wishes it wasn't a factor in his life. He knows that being too hungover to be able to perform at a level that is at the very least AVERAGE in order to maintain his job is unacceptable. He drinks more than you. He doesn't just have 'a few' beers. He drinks somewhere in the amount of a FIFTH of whiskey and a 12-pack of
Bud: (1 fifth of whiskey: at least
86 PROOF; plus 6 to 12, 12oz cans of
beer : 5 PROOF.) He drinks because he is severely unhappy with the way his life has turned out; (He isnt what his mother always hoped he would be) not to mention the fact that every single one of his previous
female relationships have always failed, despite his best hopes... When he starts drinking at a party, he starts doing stupid shit. Never align youself with this
guy.
THE
FUNK-SHUN-NING Drunk is the guy at the party that everyone knows they need to pay attention too throughout the night because HE
WILL eventually get so drunk in an attempt to forget his own problems, that not only
will the
police be called, but he could drag others down with himself. He's a true drinker.
Pauley just showed up with 3 cases of cheap
beer. Stay away from him when he starts gettin' stupid. He has his problems... dont let him pull you down too. He
will drink you under the table and eventually behind bars. You dont want be like this guy, he calls himself a "Funk-Shun-Ning Drunk", But we call him a "
Loser."
