I tried to say something funny, but I said it funnily instead. Then instead of laughing with me, everyone laughed at me. All because I didn't understand adverbs.
Fungly Chazzle Snozzly is an Undead Team Fortress 2 addict who died while planking on his farmhouse. Some say if you go 50 deaths without a kill on TF2 Fungly Chazzle Snozzly will appear from any reflective surface and eat all the bread in your house, forcing you to go to the shops and buy some more.
Guy 1: Man I did so badly on TF2 last night, I summoned Fungly Chazzle Snozzly and I had to spend $4.67 at the shops just to get more sand.
Guy 2: But Fungly Chazzle Snozzly eats bread?
Guy 1: NOOOOOOO! (Large fiery crack opens in the world and Guy 1 falls in, crack seals)
That girl is so funkly.
Your behavior is very funkly.
Your face is very funkly.
That rock is very funkly.
That hobo is very funkly.
I'm feeling funkly!
We should run funklily.
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.