funfettied  

Originaly done by kids in Iowa who got bored with cow tiping and needed something to do in the winter months. They used long strips of paper and covered someones car. Then using a small water sprayer they froze them on. Resulting in a pinata like appearance on the car.

(Dude1) Marks car looks like a pinata.
(Dude2)Ya Jony Nathan and Hunter funfettied his car.
(Dude1)Bad Ass

funfettied by Jony Walker January 20, 2009

funfetti 

1. noun; slang for male ejaculate

2. noun; a delicious cake mix distributed by Pilsbury

1. Jill: "So, last night Brain sprayed his funfetti all over my titties."
John: "Hot damn."

2. I made my friend funfetti for her birthday.

funfetti by Captain Pixie August 12, 2009

Funfetti Blowjob 

While receiving oral from a partner a male says "HEY" and as their mate looks up to see what is the matter, He throws confetti in their face then commences to punch them in the face

Wes; Kay why do u have the black eye

Kay; Wayne got me with a funfetti blowjob last night

Funfetti Blowjob by Wes7710 December 27, 2010

Funfetti 

When you give someone a semen facial and then throw rainbow sprinkles into the semen on their face making them look like funfetti cake

Last night was crazy, my girlfriend thought we were going to bake a cake before I showed her what funfetti really was

Funfetti by Cdamms July 21, 2023

Funfetti Wepp

When you are getting a blow job and are about to cum. Yell out "surprise bitch" and cram your dick in her eye as you ejaculate.

I'm funna funfetti wepp this "again"

Funfetti Wepp by 81L0Wlife September 25, 2016

Funfetti 

Any type of baked good that lists marijuana as an ingredient mixed within the batter prior to being baked. Funfetti could include the popular magic brownies or cookies.

I'm so high off this funfetti.

Funfetti by BennyandJoon February 21, 2009

Funfetti 

Noun. When a women is bent doggie style with her asshole exposed and she has tp pieces stuck to her brown eye.

After 20 years of marriage, Matt finally told his wife about her funfetti and she was mortified.

Funfetti by AussieKisser June 10, 2023