The term skiddy refers to the skidding of someone's own pants, shorts, skirt, or in this case; a tu-tu. It is not the most enjoyable thing because of the simple fact of never ending comments. The term funhole mostly refers to the opening on a woman's body in which she can have "fun" with. This can be very useful for many activities in everyday life(giggity)
Holy shit she skidded her pants again and now she's in the bathroom rubbing it on her funhole. Ahhhhhhh skiddy funhole.
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.