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fully loaded

A man who has not experienced an ejaculation for an above average period of time. It is generally agreed that someone with a healthy sexual appetite can be adequately described as 'fully loaded' if they have not jerked off or had sex for a period of two weeks.
- "Christ, did you see the size of that guy's balls in the gym showers?"
- "Yer, he's off to Ibiza next week, someone told me he was going fully loaded."
fully loaded by The Lazer May 23, 2008

Fully Loaded

An ass full of cum.
Want to get fully loaded?
No.
Okay, woops.
Fully Loaded by Dancouver October 17, 2009

Fully Loaded Baked Potato 

Similar to 'Baked Potato', a non-erect penis that is full of sperm (hence the term: fully loaded).
Honey, when you bake the potatoes tonight, can you please make them fully loaded baked potatoes?

fully-loaded kool-aid man

one who has so completely accepted a prevailing orthodoxy as to forcefully intrude
into any conversation expressing skepticism toward it.
Any reasonable critique of LLM reliability on Hacker News inevitably attracts a fully-loaded Kool-Aid Man bursting through the comment thread to proclaim that artificial general intelligence has already arrived.

The “fully loaded” Big Mac

You cum inside a hamburger and give it to a homeless man. You have aids.
I just gave him The “fully loaded” Big Mac special, he didn’t even notice.

Herbie: Fully Loaded

Vehicular film from the summer of 2005, which starred Lindsay Lohan, Michael Keaton and Matt Dillon, whom played the very manipulating, self obsessed arsehole Trip Murphy to Maggie Peyton, whom was the character played by Lohan, whom eventually got her way at the end with her Volkswagen Beetle, also known as Herbie!
Dude, you seen that movie Herbie: Fully Loaded?
Hell yeah, it was one that I always watched in my childhood!
Herbie: Fully Loaded by Emmy Emmett December 21, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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