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Fleasexual
Fleasexual by The flea children October 9, 2023
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fleased
When, despite the exhorbitant cost of buying a milkshake and a biscuit, He could not resist the smile on his Daughters face as he made her dreams come true.
It’s when you are pleased to have been fleeced.
It’s when you are pleased to have been fleeced.
That geezer has had my trousers down with the cost of that but my daughters smile makes it worthwhile. I’m feeling rather fleased.
fleased by Mikeman Welf December 9, 2017
Furease
Furease is an extremely rare disease. Only extremely gay people can get it. The symptoms of Furease are: tail growing, furry ears growing out of the top of your head, fingers turning into paws and fur coming out of your body. Furease was spread by the one and only Jayden. He is currently dead from Furease, I myself am starting to grow a tail, I've hanged out with him for too long. Aggelina is the one and only doctor that can cure Furease (63 Years of being a doctor). You can meet her at the Aggathisty Clinic. Goodluck and stay safe.
Furease
Furease is an extremely rare disease. Only extremely gay people can get it. The symptoms of Furease are: tail growing, furry ears growing out of the top of your head, fingers turning into paws and fur coming out of your body. Furease was spread by the one and only Jayden. He is currently dead from Furease, I myself am starting to grow a tail, I've hanged out with him for too long. Aggelina is the one and only doctor that can cure Furease (63 Years of being a doctor). You can meet her at the Aggathisty Clinic. Goodluck and stay safe.
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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