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Furease is an extremely rare disease. Only extremely gay people can get it. The symptoms of Furease are: tail growing, furry ears growing out of the top of your head, fingers turning into paws and fur coming out of your body. Furease was spread by the one and only Jayden. He is currently dead from Furease, I myself am starting to grow a tail, I've hanged out with him for too long. Aggelina is the one and only doctor that can cure Furease (63 Years of being a doctor). You can meet her at the Aggathisty Clinic. Goodluck and stay safe.
-Are you extremely gay?
-Yes.
-Sorry i cant hang out with you, you have the rare disease named "Furease".
-😭
Furease by peaxyk August 17, 2022
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Furease is an extremely rare disease. Only extremely gay people can get it. The symptoms of Furease are: tail growing, furry ears growing out of the top of your head, fingers turning into paws and fur coming out of your body. Furease was spread by the one and only Jayden. He is currently dead from Furease, I myself am starting to grow a tail, I've hanged out with him for too long. Aggelina is the one and only doctor that can cure Furease (63 Years of being a doctor). You can meet her at the Aggathisty Clinic. Goodluck and stay safe.
-Are you extremely gay?
-Yes.
-Sorry i cant hang out with you, you have the rare disease named "Furease".
-😭
Furease by peaxyk August 17, 2022
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