fudgy swirly
A torturous variant of the swirly - the bullying move where a victim's head is dunked in a toilet and held there while it's flushed - given in a toilet that's full of poop. The more full of shit the toilet is, the "fudgier" the swirly. One of several names used for this move, such as alternatives "chocolate swirly" and "brownie", that use chocolate as a metaphor for poop.
Every Friday, those jocks Dalton and Derek give a fudgy swirly to one of the school's nerds. I'm pretty sure they use the same toilet in the gym locker room without flushing all week long so they can make it as fudgy as possible. Poor dorky Dan was last week's victim and I heard they were dunking him in it for 20 minutes and forced him to lick it before they would flush and let him go.
fudgy swirly by yikestbh June 5, 2026
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