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fudgy swirly

A torturous variant of the swirly - the bullying move where a victim's head is dunked in a toilet and held there while it's flushed - given in a toilet that's full of poop. The more full of shit the toilet is, the "fudgier" the swirly. One of several names used for this move, such as alternatives "chocolate swirly" and "brownie", that use chocolate as a metaphor for poop.
Every Friday, those jocks Dalton and Derek give a fudgy swirly to one of the school's nerds. I'm pretty sure they use the same toilet in the gym locker room without flushing all week long so they can make it as fudgy as possible. Poor dorky Dan was last week's victim and I heard they were dunking him in it for 20 minutes and forced him to lick it before they would flush and let him go.
fudgy swirly by yikestbh June 5, 2026
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white and brown fudge swirly twist cheese flip 

described as a man ejaculating into a womans anus as the woman has diarrhea, then proceeding to twist and rotate inside the womans anus then creating a white and brown sludge of smelly chocolate and semen, Then proceeding to scoop it out with a cheese flip and then comsuming their delicous "white and brown fudge swirly twist cheese flip"
person 1 "i had a great time with my girlfriend last night, she even let me make a white and brown fudge swirly twist cheese flip!"
person 2 "sick bro"

white and brown fudge swirly twist cheese flip 

described as a man ejaculating into a womans anus as the woman has diarrhea, then proceeding to twist and rotate inside the womans anus then creating a white and brown sludge of smelly chocolate and semen, Then proceeding to scoop it out with a cheese flip and then comsuming their delicous "white and brown fudge swirly twist cheese flip"
person 1 "i had a great time with my girlfriend last night, she even let me make a white and brown fudge swirly twist cheese flip!"
person 2 "sick bro"

Fudge swirl 

When a black dude and a white dude 69 each other.
Dude last night Tyrone and I did a fudge swirl.
Fudge swirl by Namedthief September 29, 2019

Fudge Swirl 

When a man shits and cums in your ass at the same time.
E-excuse me sir, but can you pwease give me a fudge swirl
Fudge Swirl by JohnnahSeo November 13, 2020

Fudge Swirl 

When your lady friend rides your face reverse cowgirl.
last night he wanted me to fudge Swirlhis nose.
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