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fudge bag by TIMMAH von SHIT September 14, 2007
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pack fudge or pack your bags
An ultimatum to a sexual partner that they must either engage in anal sex or find another partner or lover. This may be done as an ugly but effective way to end a relationship regardless of whether or not the instigator really craves anal sex, as the other party may be unwilling to engage in it even at the cost of the relationship.
Her: You've seemed distant lately; what's wrong?
Him: Our sex life; it is unsatisfying.
Her: What can I do to please you?
Him: Pack fudge or pack your bags.
Her: What?
Him: You heard me. Give up that cornhole or find someone else.
Him: Our sex life; it is unsatisfying.
Her: What can I do to please you?
Him: Pack fudge or pack your bags.
Her: What?
Him: You heard me. Give up that cornhole or find someone else.
pack fudge or pack your bags by PMax January 11, 2009
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flaming fudgebag
noun - especially in business, the modern equivalent of "the hot potato" of years past. An unwelcome assignment or a set-up of one employee against another. Comes from the prank of putting lots of fresh dog turds in a paper bag, setting it on fire, placing it on the victim's doorstep and ringing the doorbell. The victim inevitable stomps on it to extinguish the flames and ends up with a hell of a mess on the porch and on his shoes.
flaming fudgebag by Gary McLean September 5, 2008
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