fucuis

messed up in the head

People that don't know how to drive are fucuis

by Mr.z August 5, 2008

fuckising

During a sexual encounter, a decision to fuckis on one person

Tonight we’re not fuckising on me, but we’re fuckising on you. So tonight I’ll eat your pussy if tomorrow you suck my dick.

by Valsboobhound August 8, 2020

Don't-give-a-fuckism

Def - Don't-give-a-fuckism is a state of apathy or indifference, whether permanent or temporary, in which a person chooses to ignore events going on around them. Stress is caused by attachment (giving a fuck) and can be relieved by detachment (not giving a fuck). Not giving a fuck can signifcantly improve quality of life by removing human issues connected with attachment (i.e. caring, worry, stress and giving a fuck). Not giving a fuck disconnects or detatches the individual from these issues and forces the person to concentrate on the things that make them happy rather than worrying about things that are out of their control and thereby improving quality of life (QOL); Variations: Don't-give-a-rat's-ass-ism,Don't-give-two-squirts-of-hot-steaming-piss-ism, Can't-be-arsed-ism.

1st person: "Hey, the boss saw you come in late again today. You're in deep shit man!" 2nd person: "So what, I don't give a fuck! I subscribe to ethos of don't-give-a-fuckism so it don't bother me. Whatever!"

by buzz_11 October 25, 2010

fuckissistic

A state of mind during intercourse where a person thinks they possess unsurpassed sexual expertise and pleasure giving ability that they forget who they are with and call out their own name.

Steve: "Oh! Yes! Give it to her Steve!"

Lacy: "What the fuck!?"

Steve: "Sorry, I was being a little fuckissistic, wasn't I?"

by The porn stache December 9, 2009

Fuckistan

Another name for Pakistan, because it rhymes. Also sometimes spelt as Fuckistaan. Situated close to Afghanistan.

Most of the terrorists are brewed in Fuckistan.

by custancoco March 19, 2010

Fuckiss

Fuckiss is that passionate kisses you get in the process of romance that leads you into sex with your partner.

1.I fuck Mary J mann thanks to that long fuckiss, she was down for it.
2.Afful only squeezed my juice with the help of that his sensational fuckiss

by meditator September 12, 2012

fuckism

any derivitive of the word fuck
can be used inbetween words as well as at the end/beginning of sentences to add zip...

abso-fucking-lutely
congratu-fucking-lations
whoop-de-fucking-doo

she fucked him
he fucked her

fucking bastard

fuck it
fuck the fucking fuckers

Julian is a fucking cunt mother(shit)

by chrissy m May 13, 2005