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fuckuptitude 

A talent for fucking up. A portmanteau of 'fuckup' and 'aptitude' (duh!).
Don't let Joe near heavy equipment - he passed his fuckuptitude test with flying colors.
fuckuptitude by arcadiy August 22, 2016

fuckupitis 

Continous acts of fucking shit up.
Murphy has fucked shit up all week. He seems to have a case of Fuckupitis.
fuckupitis by Odie1966 September 24, 2013

Fuckuppet 

When a fuppet fucks up it's a fuckuppet.
"Bob was always fuckuppeting, but then he was going out with a tarty fuppet"
Fuckuppet by Groovy October 21, 2003

Fuckupitude 

Noun - the state of being fucked up due to the attitude(s) if those involved or responsible
The United States government exists in a state of perpetual fuckupitude due to the belief held by all elected officials of any party that they should have more and more power over the electorate.
Fuckupitude by Danp513 December 31, 2019
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026