fuckplant

An idiot who has permanent physical disability everywhere, espicially mental people or sugmatized weirdos.

John was acting like a fuckplant anywhere.

by imakeweirddefinitions December 31, 2022

fuckilated

to be screwed up very badly; usually beyond repair.

Why is my laptop so fuckilated?

by realitywinsall November 25, 2009

Fuckland with an A

If you've ever had trouble remembering how to spell Auckland, the largest city in New Zealand, then this is the mnemonic for you.

"How do you spell Auckland?"
"It's like Fuckland with an A."

by Choda Boy 57 July 24, 2007

Fuckland, USA

A nickname used colloquially for that town in the US where everyone and everything is completely fucked up.

Welcome to Fuckland, USA, all you have to do is bend over and crack a smile!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 21, 2021

Pizza Faceplant

The act of being so incapacitated (be it from drink, or lack of sleep, or other) that you fall face-forward into a plate of food in front of you. Although the name specifically mentions pizza, it is not necessary that the food you fall into be a pizza. The messier the food the better, however, so pizza will always be the benchmark against which all other Pizza Faceplants are judged.

May be used as a noun or a verb

noun: BW was so drunk after taking the bar examination that he did a Pizza Faceplant at Basic by 7pm. No...I am serious. You would not have fucking believed it! Yes, we got pictures!

verb: Hahaha some dude just completely Pizza Faceplanted over there!

by WBS3 March 7, 2008

fuckpaint

Semen. The opaque white liquid that is ejaculated from the penis after climax.

Your sister swallowed my fuckpaint and loved it.

by biox December 27, 2005

fuckantry

One that's always in the middle or on the front line for some BS.

Hey, what's up with your friend always in the middle of something? Everytime I turn around he's always on the front line for some bs...what is he, an active duty, fulltime fuckantry?

by Nighn'Jii December 4, 2019