fucking turtle

The 'Koopa Troopa' character from "Mario Power Tennis" for Nintendo Gamecube

Steve kept saying "I want my fucking turtle" during a match of 'Mario Power Tennis.'

fucking turtle by DFE December 27, 2004

Turtle Fucking 

The act of having sexula intercourse while the girl is under a coffee table, and when the girl sticks out a leg or an arm the man smacks it with a whiffle ball bat untill it goes back under the table.

What happened to my table?

Oh I was Turtle Fucking Amy under it!

Turtle Fucking by SxEx March 10, 2009

two turtles fucking 

Usually reserved for jobs or activities that require hardhats. "Two turles fucking" is when a person takes off his/her hardhat and swiftly brings it down on top of another's hardhat still on other's head. It doesn't hurt like being cracked in the head, but it stings a bit and jars one's brain.

Worker: "Hey, ever heard two turtles fucking?"

New Guy: "No, what do they sound like?"

(Worker executes "two turtles fucking)

New Guy: "Owwww!"

two turtles fucking by Pork King October 14, 2005