The fucking rhombus is a park slope power clique consisting of 4 sides (just as a rhombus) entitled Rosa, Anna, Ariana, and Will. At the time of creation the members were strait edge (just as a rhombus). The fucking rhombus began on September 13, 2004. Beginning November 18, 2005 there was a brief hiatus in rhombosity, but the rhombus had returned in full force by 2006. The official rhombus sport is wrestling, the official Rhombus movie is Sisterhood the the Traveling Pants, the official rhombus day of the week is Friday, the official rhombus week is the first week of October(known as "Rhombus Power Week"). The unofficial rhombus drinks are Colt 45 and Mikes Hard Lemonade, the official rhombus location is Anna's room and the official dineries are Swayjun and Chexican.The rhombus is also very fond of singing along to the fabulously emo song "Hands Down" by Dashboard Confessional, and Ariana is also fond of dancing to "My Hips Don't Lie" by Shakira. The fucking rhombus has also created a dictionary of original words such as: begley, buffin, rapeass, bumside and fatty photo-op. Rosa and Ariana, who make up the bottom left corner of the rhombus, are most commonly known for the sexy parties they hold among themselves. Will is the only fucking rhombus member who opposes the title of the clique. The fucking rhombus also has many aspirations for the future, such as a fucking rhombus documentary, a trip to Europe after their senior year at Brooklyn Techinical High School, along with renting all of the "must-see dvds" at the Video Forum. The four comrades are very different from each other but have an ironic chemistry when put in situations together. The Rhombus occasionaly encounters some rough times (like when will is an ass) but their unconditional love for each other will bind them until death do them part.
by The Fucking Rhombus March 20, 2006