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Fucking really 

What the fuck?
What the fuck I was going to go to the store and get some lube but they’re closed fucking really

really fucking rubbish 

A medical condition, this is where someone is unable to do simple tasks. This is a medical condition however, doctors usually tell sufferers of the disease to put their heads in a bucket of water and breathe in deeply, this always seems to do the trick.
Doctor; What's the matter with you?
Patient; I think I'm really fucking rubbish
Doctor; Oh dear, well take these lead weights and go deep sea diving with five attached to each of your feet.
Patient; Okay, thanks doctor

Jon; What's the matter with Gartside, he can't score
Jack; I think he may be really fucking rubbish, we may have to put him down
Jon; Oh okay then

really fucking fat bitch 

Its when a female is extremely overweight and when she walks down the street it makes your pupils bleed and wonder if there really is a god.
Bro 1 : Holy mother of mary that bitch is cracking the sidewalk with her cankles!
Bro 2 : This bitch is so ho is fat she uses a parachute for a g-string!She is a really fucking fat bitch.Ahhhhhh!*whisper*Mike hold me im' very scared.
Bro the 3rd : I'm gonna take various parts of a chicken and pelt you with them you greasy load of female.

really fucking massive shit 

Constipation.....ongoing....day after day after day.

Visit the drug-store.
purchase some senna.
o/d on senna.
empty your bowels around your feet and down the legs of your jeans.
Drug-store again.
eat shit.
buy epicac
puke.
eat puke

Then soil the shop.....severely.
shabba.
I just did a really fucking massive shit....ooooh dear.

Really fucking coolster 

When someone has taken being part of the hipster crowd to a new level; best used in sarcasam or jest behind someone's back.
Wow, Jane just got a fullet and is going to the bright eyes concert tonight in williamsburg; she's really fucking coolster.
Really fucking coolster by jellygirl September 29, 2008

really fucking awesome 

expressing outright displeasure disguised as joy
oh look.. my new Tesla just got swallowed by a sinkhole "really fucking awesome!"
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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