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Fucking Machinima Pro 

To be a fucking beast at any game you play. Becoming a fucking machinima pro takes long hours of no-lifeing a game with only 1 goal in mind......Raping noobs. A Machinima pro has a unique gamertag not some used up one like xxxLegitNoScopesxxx or xxxipwnxxx as you can tell a fucking machinima pro has no triple X's in his fucking machinima pro gamertag at all. Want to become a fucking machinima pro then remember the golden rules of gaming.

1) Gaming is more important than eating

2) Gaming is more important than friends , unless those friends game with you

3)Always game with somone you know just so you guys can look like fucking beast with your 30.00 KDs when the match is over.

4) Lastly Always and Always remember to have your Turtle beaches on, Always
Fucking Machinima Pro Games: Call of Duty , any shooter game , etc etc

pro-fucking-essional 

A mesoclitic use of "fucking" for emphasis or sarcasm from "professional".
You should hire me, I'm a pro-fucking-essional.

fucking prog 

Used to sarcastically laugh at progressive music for doing something that isn't traditionally done in rock or metal music, such as including non-traditional instruments (such as a flute) or playing in an 'odd' time signature.
Ayreon is fucking prog, he has flutes in several of the songs. Can you believe it? Having a flute in metal songs?
fucking prog by DarthDie June 14, 2011

The fucking professor 

The guy on TikTok who says fucking a lot in a sentence because it still make sense.
The fucking professor just loves saying words like fuck and fucking a lot doesn’t he.
The fucking professor by Milosh2008 September 9, 2025

fucking the proverbial dog

doing nothing to a great extent
Jeff: What are you doing there?
Dave: Fucking the proverbial dog. ie. fucking the well known dog. ie. legally useless

Transitive Property of Butt Fucking

For N people n1, n2, n3... ...nN, if n1=n2 and n2=n3... nN-1=nN, Then n1=nN, where = can be verbalized as 'is butt fucking.'
If Preston is butt fucking me, and I'm butt fucking Eric, by the Transitive Property of Butt Fucking, Preston is butt fucking Eric.
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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