fucking foot 

When you don’t feel or look good, you refer to yourself as a fucking foot. It can be used in a cute way.

Damn I look like a fucking foot today

fucking foot by Dessert Cart Queen June 11, 2019

Free Fucking Foot Dragger 

A ghetto hoe who wears shoes that are too small for her feet and once worn long enough, her feet become black on the bottom and she also fucks for free.

Tell your boyfriend to stop calling me like I'm one of those free fucking foot draggers that he talks to!

Free Fucking Foot Dragger by Myassshurttz29 May 8, 2010

foot fucking 

The act of using ones foot as a sexual appendage. The foot is inserted into the orrifice and moved vigorously in and out. See also footing, fist fucking and fisting

I had a vigorous bout of foot fucking last night

foot fucking by foj August 21, 2003

Sexagesimal E.T. Dreidel-spinning Finger Fucking Double Shaft Licking Half Foot Mouth Party 

A sex position involving 6 girls and 1 guy, where each member has an active role in pleasuring said male.
There are two females positioned at each station: the penis, the fingers, and the mouth.
One girl takes on the shaft while the other takes on the head.

One girl takes each arm and puts the male's fingers in any hole possible. Preferably both use the same hole to give the scene a symmetric view.

Lastly, two girls use their tongues and lips on the entirety of the guy's mouth. By the end of the session, there should be no spit in his mouth that belongs to him.

This is a great position to use when you simply have too many girls to attend to at once. If you happen to have more girls, you can place them on your stomach and chest - work anything out. I prefer to have them just sit there, until the point when I lose my breath and succumb more to the ladies positioned at the fingers.
If you would so desire, any extra girls can work on the feet.

Simply add +1 to the name of this position for each extra girl you have, up to +3. Anyone who has 10 girls at once could risk their performance during the exercise, so please use caution.

Last night I used the sexagesimal E.T. dreidel-spinning finger fucking double shaft licking half foot mouth party +2 with my lady friends. It is now my favorite position, and I refuse to use anything else.

Sexagesimal E.T. Dreidel-spinning Finger Fucking Double Shaft Licking Half Foot Mouth Party by Im Judy :) August 25, 2017

two monkeys fucking a football 

When a pair of people are having extreme difficulty performing a task. Usually due to the complexity or physical effort of the task involved. Or the inability to get their efforts coordinated enough to complete the task.

Did you see those two trying to get that riding lawnmower off of that pickup truck? They looked like two monkeys fucking a football.

two monkeys fucking a football by slipsheet December 13, 2004

a monkey fucking a football 

The first time I ever heard this saying was on a construction site where I continued to hear it quite regularly. Basically it means fucking something up. Trying to do something that may require a little bit of skill,experience or coordination and fumbling around with it and not getting it right. Picture a monkey all excited trying to get a hold of a football so he could hump it.

When my wife was trying to change her wiper blades she looked like a monkey fucking a football.

a monkey fucking a football by Mr Gianormanutz February 12, 2009

Monkey fucking a football

Used to describe a group of people trying to complete a seemingly mindless task and fucking it all up.

Watching the roughnecks make up BHA was like watching a monkey fucking a football.

Monkey fucking a football by fishinguy August 14, 2015