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Fucking Egg 

An insult for someone that is an idiot.
"Hey you know that kid Joe? Yeah he's a fucking egg."
Words you can keep

A fucking egg

What is a fucking egg you may ask? It is a term one uses as an action for when a mate does a retarded action or says something retarded.
Person 1: Did you just ram into my neighbour's door?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: You are a fucking egg, he is a dyslexic war veteran
Person 2: Oh shit...
A fucking egg by Zombiedead3 YT October 27, 2019

fucking eggs on toast 

That's "fucking eggs on toast" can refer to good news.
That's fucking eggs on toast mate
fucking eggs on toast by BanterChat September 26, 2017

steal her fucking eggs 

when you see that biddy, and you know she wants it, but she doesn't know she wants it, so you have to sneak in and inseminate her - effectively stealing her weird little internal eggs and fertilizing the shit out of em.

See also: vaginal rape
John: "What up biddy?"

Biddy: "Excuse me? My name is Sandra."

John (thinking): "Mmmm biddy i'm a steal yo fuckin' eggs"

John's friend Andy: "Steal her fucking eggs, man"

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Fat fuckin eggroll 

A person who is a little overweight but most importantly is being a cunt
You suck
Fuck you you fat fuckin eggroll

Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude 

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything
"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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