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buy the fucking dip 

To purchase a stock or commodity during a price decline. Became popular during the post-housing bubble quantitative easing trend, where stocks were guaranteed to rise until a new dawn of American capitalism magically occurred or, alternatively, the money supply exploded resulting in uncontrollable inflation.
Investor 1: Dude, did you see that silver prices went down? What's with that?
Investor 2: Buy the dip. The Bernank will make sure that all prices are rising.
Investor 1: What?
Investor 2: Buy the fucking dip, you fucking idiot.
buy the fucking dip by Cocomaan March 14, 2011

ugly fucking dip shit 

Issac u ugly fucking dip shit

Fucking dipshot 

This is when you are trying to call someone a "Fucking dipshit" but auto fucking correct fuck that shit I hope it just get thrown into the void and forgotten along with taco bell.
Harry: jack you fucked me in my ass last night you fucking dipshot

Jack: 0w0 pwease puwnish mewe daddie!

Fuckin’ Dip 

If someone fuckin’ dips then they’re superior to anyone who don’t even fuckin’ dip. Refers to someone that is either stronger/better than someone else.
Guy 1: Dude! You don’t even fuckin’ dip.
Guy 2: Yeah I do.
Guy 1: No bro you might dip but you don’t even fuckin’ dip.
Fuckin’ Dip by Oaka1e 3ud March 6, 2023

ugly fucking dipshit 

no one since everyone is perfect
no one is a ugly fucking dipshit

fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair

an asshole from New York with funky ass braids in his hair, thinking he's cool..

hes also very sexy ;)
Matt, you're such a fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair!