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buy the fucking dip 

To purchase a stock or commodity during a price decline. Became popular during the post-housing bubble quantitative easing trend, where stocks were guaranteed to rise until a new dawn of American capitalism magically occurred or, alternatively, the money supply exploded resulting in uncontrollable inflation.
Investor 1: Dude, did you see that silver prices went down? What's with that?
Investor 2: Buy the dip. The Bernank will make sure that all prices are rising.
Investor 1: What?
Investor 2: Buy the fucking dip, you fucking idiot.
buy the fucking dip by Cocomaan March 14, 2011

ugly fucking dip shit 

Fucking dipshot 

This is when you are trying to call someone a "Fucking dipshit" but auto fucking correct fuck that shit I hope it just get thrown into the void and forgotten along with taco bell.
Harry: jack you fucked me in my ass last night you fucking dipshot

Jack: 0w0 pwease puwnish mewe daddie!

Fuckin’ Dip 

If someone fuckin’ dips then they’re superior to anyone who don’t even fuckin’ dip. Refers to someone that is either stronger/better than someone else.
Guy 1: Dude! You don’t even fuckin’ dip.
Guy 2: Yeah I do.
Guy 1: No bro you might dip but you don’t even fuckin’ dip.
Fuckin’ Dip by Oaka1e 3ud March 6, 2023

ugly fucking dipshit 

no one since everyone is perfect

fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair

an asshole from New York with funky ass braids in his hair, thinking he's cool..

hes also very sexy ;)
Matt, you're such a fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair!
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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