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A female whose primary use is for fucking... vaginal and anal.

Other uses may include giving oral sex and taking doses of ejaculate on, or around the face.

Eg: “Going to see my Fucking Cow Tonight.

fucking cow by Dictomaster May 7, 2018

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Dumbass fucking cow

An person arguing with teamates in boss fight, or arguign with guild members.

An person looks stupid.

STOP BEING DUMBASS FUCKING COW!

Dumbass fucking cow by vereb July 12, 2021

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satanic cow-fucking music

The music in the movie Eyes Wide Shut.

The satanic cow-fucking music in Eyes Wide Shut scares me to death.

satanic cow-fucking music by Adam April 19, 2005

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who's fucking this cow?

simply put it means "who's in charge?". Usually said by superior to their inferior whenever their authority is challenged.

Mom: You're driving way too fast, slow down !
Dad: Hey, who's fucking this cow?

who's fucking this cow? by schmiffy April 19, 2010

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cow fucking

to have a large and entertaining party, usually ending in sex and large consumption of alcohalic beverages. Called cow fucking for the need of 4 stomachs to hold all the alcohal

Dude i can't wait to go cow fucking tonight. This is gonna be awesome

cow fucking by Captain Sexarific September 18, 2008

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Simon Fucking Cowell

A giant asshole known best for his unimpressed attitude and his role on America's Got Talent as a judge. He's really, really hated by Bruno Powroznik.

I REALLY hate Simon Fucking Cowell!

Simon Fucking Cowell by Jellie_Bells December 8, 2021

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Bull fucking a cowshit

A kind of bullshit but with more emphasis on seriousness and humor at the same time

Professor after handing test paper: I don't think you passed.
Student: *You: 20/100, Average: 60/100* Bull fucking a cowshit! How did this happen?!

Bull fucking a cowshit by wwiidogefighter July 13, 2016

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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