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Mark fuckerburg 

The dickhead who made the time-wasting piece of shit otherwise known as Facebook.
Mark fuckerburg is a fucker(burg)

fuckedupedness 

1. The state of being surrounded by totally fucked up shit.
2. Being consumed by a crowd of people who don't have a clue.
3. Only moments from having to deal with law enforcement because of others dumb-ass actions.
Dave- "Dude we gotta go, this party is hittin a hard 8 on the fuckedupedness scale"

Scott- "No shit, you can smell the fuckedupedness in the air. It's only a matter of time before the man shows up"
fuckedupedness by TEXDOC July 8, 2006

dysfunctional fuckedupness 

A variant of fuckedupness that is severe and profound.
This was a level of dysfunctional fuckedupness that was off the fuckedupness chart for sure!

Fuckerfuck 

A person who is surprisingly and emphatically a fucker, so much so that such a word does not do justice to their fucked-upness. Thus, "fuckerfuck."
"Unhand my female, you slobbering fuckerfuck!"
Fuckerfuck by End Boss June 15, 2009

fuckerburg 

That fish-eyed, android-looking, weak-jawed, frog-necked cunt who sells your private info to third part companies and has a fetish for decapitation videos. Probably enjoys young Thai boys too, I don't fuckin have all the answers.
"[Doc, what's wrong with my eyes?"

"I'm sorry Mr. Fuckerburg, you've contracted prickgitis"

fuckedupness 

Noun - 1. The degree to which something is fucked up.
2. A general state of "nothing going right" over time, whereas 1 (above) shows a specific level to which something is fucked up.
3. The level to which someone is intoxicated.
4. The degree to which something is unfair or detrimental to someone.

Fuckedupness is a noun, where as fucked up itself is an adjective.
Example for #1 above: The level of fuckedupness at the company was higher than usual.

Example for #2 above: The Bush presidency suffers from fuckedupness.

Example for #3 above: John drank so many beers his level of fuckedupness was off the Breathalyzer.

Example for #4 above: The fuckedupness of one's whole family dying in a car wreck is incalculable
fuckedupness by Charles Dalmas December 24, 2008