fucked in half 

being so drunk that you lose every basic motor skill. a step above shit-faced and step below death.

Man1: Dude i was fucked in half last night.
Man2: were you able to drive home?
Man1: fuck drivin, dude. i was having trouble with door knobs.

fucked in half by Matt Hurley, Daniel Edson, Elliott Buck January 27, 2008

fucked in half 

it means really fuckin drunk

we were drinkin and i got fucked in half

fucked in half by dildoman December 31, 2007

fucked-in-half 

see shithoused

really really drunk

Jack came over to the party and he was already fucked-in-half!

fucked-in-half by JackHammer November 22, 2004

fucked-in-half 

1- Excessively Drunk or Inebriated.

2-Drunk feeling where one "can not differentiate between an appropriate comment and an inappropriate one, so one says whatever one feels like."

3-Nothing can stop me drunk

At this point I am fucked-in-half drunk, and want to sleep with basically anything with a vagina.

fucked-in-half by Vit0o January 8, 2008

hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire 

hot to an extreme degree; unbearable or intolerable heat, also as related to sexual desire, i.e. very horny

Man, I'm hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire (usually expressed by a female) Meaning in this sense could be duplicitous, as in hot in the literal sense, or hot as in dripping wet horny.

hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire by Tim Browne April 3, 2004