fuckduck

friend of the opposite sex that you fuck when ever you need to like a fuck buddy

i can't believe she dumped me. i need to call my fuckduck to make myself not want to kill myself.

by scott zewski April 08, 2006

fuckduck

An object (it can be anything) that friends compete over. Men give it to who had the most sex in one night, and women give it to whomever had sex in the most unusual place. Usually the compititon goes on between only two good, trusting friends. Contrary to poular beleif, it was not made up by just any random person. The first fuckduck was actually a ceramic goose, but goose doesn't rhyme with fuck.

Girl1: Central Park!
Girl2: ...
Girl1: *takes fuckduck and leaves*
Girl2: Damn! I had trolly for that fuckduck!

by RaeG December 18, 2005

fuckduck

a word i just now made up that sounds funny, basically use it as an insult some siynonyms for it are: asshole, fucker, shithead, dickhead, etc.

shut the fuck up you dumbass fuckduck.

by REED March 25, 2003

Fuckduck

A rubber duck used to indicate that a member of a household is having sex and to find something else to do.

Cody has the fuckduck out. Let’s go to the bar

by Morris Fairspring December 10, 2022

Fuckduck

Someone who “quacks” all about fucking nothing.

For example, when someone makes comments or “quacks” when not asked to give their opinion is a Fuckduck. Another word for this a “Mother Quacker”.

by Corgimom9 January 31, 2020