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fuckchanan 

The act of performing hardcore sexual intercourse with those who belong to the female gender, typically 60 years of age.
"Oi Damo, guess what? Fuckchanan!"
fuckchanan by notzjoxlywilly March 3, 2021

fuckchanan 

The act of performing hardcore sexual intercourse with those who belong to the female gender, that are typically aged above 60 years.
"Oi Damo, fuckchanan"
fuckchanan by notzjoxlywilly March 3, 2021

fuckchannel 

It'd been a torrid fuck, his big hard dong slamming deep into her steaming fuckchannel.
fuckchannel by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

Tesla Fuckchain 

Illegal and involves:

Lots of electricity
Enemas
Amniotic fluid
Screaming

Is best performed on top of a Delorean but a Pontiac Firebird will do in a pinch
Adam Savage, Wil Wheaton, and Felicia Day died at the San Diego Comic Con 2009 while attempting the Tesla Fuckchain
Tesla Fuckchain by cmdrkeen July 27, 2009

fuckcanary 

Similar to fucknugget; a blockheaded numbskull incapable of reading rules or understanding anything
Oh look at that fuckcanary trying to act like they know shit about gender and biology. When will they ever learn?
fuckcanary by _nefelibata_ February 26, 2018

Tesla fuckchain 

According to Questionable Content it is an esoteric sex act involving electricity, enemas, amniotic fluid and screaming. It is best performed atop a Delorean, but a Firebird will do in a pinch.
"Did you hear that Felicia Day, Adam Savage, and Wil Wheaton were killed while performing a tesla fuckchain at Comic-Con?"
Tesla fuckchain by Xendragone July 27, 2009