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Fucktardashian

Any Fucktard that clicks on a Kardashian link or watches their reality based tv shows.
"You fucktardashian,how do you know what Kim and Kloe wore yesterday?"
Fucktardashian by s4l2i0m November 3, 2011

Fucktardation

a highly undesirable circumstance; the state in which fucktards are doomed to continually exist. Paradoxically, fucktards (consciously or unconsciously) also perpetuate the state of fucktardation everywhere they go. Thus, the fucktard essentially functions as a living virus of fucktardation.
"Dude, did any fly hookers show up for the party at dangus' place?"

"Hell naw dawg, that joint was nothin' but a sausage party...but the REAL fucktardation didn't start until the pigs rolled up."

fucktardasaurus rex

A person who is a complete and utter moron.
Wow, he is such a fucktardasaurus rex!
fucktardasaurus rex by klca April 26, 2014

Fucktrade 

When some cocksucker takes over a company and completely fucks up a company's culture. Also can mean an investment gone shitty.
Example 1:
Friend: "Man so you still working at that company?"
Me: "No I quit, the company turned into a total fucktrade."

Example 2:
Friend: "So how is your investment doing?"
Me: "I don't want to talk about it, it was a fucktrade."
Fucktrade by thelittlebitch1988 October 3, 2014

fuckardo hardo en el pussardo 

The act of fucking so hard that your girlfriend becomes Mexican.
“I’m going to fuckardo hardo en el pussardo your girlfriend
“No I don’t want my girlfriend to be mexican
Archaic. A means of denoting one who is not too bright.
'Faith, Mowbray, th'art in sooth a knave and a fuckard.
fuckard by Lord Grimcock August 25, 2007