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Fuck-weasel 

A person within your friendship group who acts like a two-faced little rat the majority of the time, but still manages to stay in said friendship group by the skin of his teeth despite the weasel-like behavior.
Hey, you know that guy that was in the CFNM porno? You know, the one that got sucked by a bloke? He's acting like a right little fuck-weasel again.
Fuck-weasel by BuBurnley66 July 12, 2017

Fuck Weasel 

a shade of fushia ... usually very bright but not neon or hot pink.
What color is your prom dress?
Fuck Weasel of course! :D
What color is that?
A bright pink.
Fuck Weasel by erin81698 July 13, 2011

fuck weasel 

A dipshit who can't drive.
Move your Yukon fuck weasel!
fuck weasel by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

Fuck Weasel 

A person who declines delicious home made leftovers when leaving a friend's, relative's, or stranger's home after a scrumptious meal has been provided free of charge.
Grandma: Here you go my loving grandson. I well wrapped plate of leftovers for you to have for lunch tomorrow.

Grandson: Aw grandma, that sure was sweet of you, but ou know that I don't eat left overs.

Dad: Hey you little un-grateful Fuck Weasel. You take those leftovers and thank your grandmother.
Fuck Weasel by txredfish June 1, 2009

Fuck Weasel 

A horrible looking girl used primarilly for one stands after a bottle of vodka, she has both fuck and weasel like qualities.
Get that fuck weasel out of my bed will ya!
Fuck Weasel by Colemanio23 April 8, 2008

fuck weasel 

n. a roomate's douchebag boyfriend
My boss called me a fuck weasel.
fuck weasel by Original Mean Girls January 9, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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