fuck-weasel 

someone who isn't quite a snake or a backstabber but is almost there.

friend 1 *did you hear about what molly said to jenny?*

friend 2 *oh is she just being a fuck-weasel again?*

fuck-weasel by creator8000 November 2, 2017

Fuck-weasel 

A person within your friendship group who acts like a two-faced little rat the majority of the time, but still manages to stay in said friendship group by the skin of his teeth despite the weasel-like behavior.

Hey, you know that guy that was in the CFNM porno? You know, the one that got sucked by a bloke? He's acting like a right little fuck-weasel again.

Fuck-weasel by BuBurnley66 July 12, 2017

Fuck Weasel 

a shade of fushia ... usually very bright but not neon or hot pink.

What color is your prom dress?
Fuck Weasel of course! :D
What color is that?
A bright pink.

Fuck Weasel by erin81698 July 13, 2011

fuck weasel 

A dipshit who can't drive.

Move your Yukon fuck weasel!

fuck weasel by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

Fuck Weasel 

A person who declines delicious home made leftovers when leaving a friend's, relative's, or stranger's home after a scrumptious meal has been provided free of charge.

Grandma: Here you go my loving grandson. I well wrapped plate of leftovers for you to have for lunch tomorrow.

Grandson: Aw grandma, that sure was sweet of you, but ou know that I don't eat left overs.

Dad: Hey you little un-grateful Fuck Weasel. You take those leftovers and thank your grandmother.

Fuck Weasel by txredfish June 1, 2009

Fuck Weasel 

A horrible looking girl used primarilly for one stands after a bottle of vodka, she has both fuck and weasel like qualities.

Get that fuck weasel out of my bed will ya!

Fuck Weasel by Colemanio23 April 8, 2008

fuck weasel 

n. a roomate's douchebag boyfriend

My boss called me a fuck weasel.

fuck weasel by Original Mean Girls January 9, 2009