Celebrated on February 15th, the day after Valentine's Day. This one is simple. Ladies, you have to shut the fuck up and give your man a steak and a blowjob. That is all.

Jack: I got my girl chocolates and roses for Valentine's Day, so we sure as hell be celebrating Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck Up Day tomorrow.

Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck Up Day by rawwrrandi April 7, 2012

Fuck Yeah Seaking!

The best meme evar, created by /b/tards.
Seaking is a water Pokémon, also, the best Pokémon.

Mootle: ''so i herd u liek mudkipz?''
/b/tard: ''ya i liek dem its teh only awesome pokémon!''
Awesome /b/tard: ''FUCK YEAH SEAKING!'''
/b/: ''FUCK YEAH SEAKING! SEAKING ROCKS!''

Fuck Yeah Seaking! by Lolwut!? January 11, 2008

sneak fuck

when someone/something does something sneakily to fuck up your day or plans - usually friends doing it to prank you, but can be otherwise.

In Halo, when someone assassinates you from behind - they are a sneak fuck... especially when said person is on your team.

sneak fuck by ashpagrass December 21, 2010

sneak-a-fuck

ahhh this one you don’t even wanna kno where THAT came from…but ill give the meaning anyway. It’s the only way for a straight girl to nail another girl. If youre having a 3some or even a 4some (if those exist but in todays society im sure they do) and while the “hot chick” so-to-speak is having fun doing her thing or w/e u nail her. But u be really sneaky about it. Therefore it doesn’t seem as though your not straight.

man+woman+hot chick={insert sneak-a-fuck here}

sneak-a-fuck by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026